I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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