Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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