All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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