its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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