I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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