i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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