its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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