I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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