Michael Bay diarrhea
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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