I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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