guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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