Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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