is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize