I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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