ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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