i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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