the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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