I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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