wrigley field is MILF paradise
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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