there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
How external is "for external use only"?
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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