She announced her abortion via fbk
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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