well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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