I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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