I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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