We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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