its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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