before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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