You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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