that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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