I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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