Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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