She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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