Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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