Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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