3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i don't like sucking hair
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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