Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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