he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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