I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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