I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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