i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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