SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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