sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize