nut hugger
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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