Did you just see the Batmobile???
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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