whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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