Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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