Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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