When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize