white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm like, not good at living.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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