I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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